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nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

herestoallgodsloserz:

murder-city-80:

joshvongrimm:

petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

fun fact: if Green Day did that, it would take over 9 hours

That’s fine a 9 hour green day gig would be great

ryaninwonderland:

who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

gnarly:

Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.